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Selasa, 9 Julai 2013

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Lawak X : Bagi dua-dua belah milahhhh..

Ada duo baranak tinggal kek hujung kg ni, Pak Abu dan Milah.. Milah ni taklah cantik sgt tapi selero jugak lah mato yg mandang kek dio ni..Seluruh jejaka di kg tu mmg syok abih kat Milah ni lebih2 lai.. satu mamat namoee.. Ali.. Ali ni mmg dah target.. kalau dapek kek dio Milah ni.. mmg dio nak overhaul habih2..Pado satu ari... Ali ni tergorak ati nak ajak Pak Abu bersaing ke surau..alasan je tuh.

Ali : Assalammualaikum Pak Abu......

Pak Abu: Waalaikumussalam... ooo... Ali .. apo ko halnyo..

Ali : Tak ado apo Pak Bu.. den igt nak ajak Pak Abu bersaing ke surau..

Pak Abu: Oiih.. baguihlah.. tunggulah kojap..pokcik nak salin seluar dlm...ekau masuklah dulu..dok sini diam2 yo.

Sambil berlalu masuk ke bilik. dan tibo2.. Milah keluar dari biliknya... berkomban ajo membawo... sebakul pakaian yg nak di basuh.... di perigi luar romah ee..

Ali : Hi.. milah.. jom main

Milah: Ishh.. apo ko ni Ali.. tak baik ckp cam tu tau..

Sabtu, 15 Jun 2013

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English : Aunty Sutinah's welcome party

Julianah and her cousin Harlina were sitting in their living room waiting patiently for their aunt to arrive from her long trip from Australia. Their aunt Sutinah had been living in Sydney for the last 4 years with her husband and they had no kids. She is now visiting her nieces in Singapore after about two years. They all come from a well off and open-minded Singapore Malay family.

Julianah looked matured than her actual age of 26. She sat in a casual tank top that barely covered all of her big and bouncy breasts along with tight jeans. She did not wear a bra or panties underneath her outfits. Like most of the Malay women Julianah was beautiful and sexy. She had long black hair and dark black eyes. She had red, thick lips and her white teeth were neatly set. These made her look gorgeous and simply irresistible whenever she laughed or smiled. Julianah was of a moderate height of 5'7" and 125 lbs. with a big 36C bust, 22-inch waist and 34-inch hips. Her ass was gorgeous and big but tight.

Her cousin Harlina was 38 yr. old had 34C bust and a tight ass. She too had thick lips and well set teeth. Her skin was of very fair complexioned and the few pink blemishes on her face made her face extremely sexy and horny too. She had black eyes that were intoxicating to look at, and her voice was of the erotic type. She wore a floral patterned beige Baju Kurung, the traditional Malay dress. The two sexy Malay cousins were impatiently waiting for their Aunt Sutinah's arrival, when Julianah spoke out.

Jumaat, 14 Jun 2013

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English : The Honeymoon Couple (Pasangan Berbulan Madu) - Chapter 1

CHAPTER ONE

Lifting a steaming mug of welcome black coffee to his lips, Frank Paynter smiled across the rustic table at the voluptuous brunette, his clear, brown eyes lingering, liking what he saw, as he lied glibly.

“My horse went lame on me.”

“Had you run Toby in the snow?” Charlotte Harding asked. She knew that the roan gelding wasn’t lame. Having just helped her hunting lodge guest to unsaddle the big red horse, she would have noticed anything wrong with Toby when she had put him in his stall.

“No,” he answered then offered another excuse. “It’s a lousy day for hunting. Too much snow…”

“It’s easier to track the game… elk especially.”

“The fact is that I wanted to come back,” Frank admitted.

Charlotte looked at him quizzically, an eyebrow going up slightly above grey-green eyes, kindling with interest at this new gambit, as she asked, “Oh…?”

Running a nervous hand through his jet-black hair, which had just begun to show a few silvery strands at the temples, he laughed, “I didn’t feel like shooting defenseless animals.” Then, he was plucking a cigarette from the package in his heavy wool shirt pocket and lighting it in the silence. “Actually,” he went on, after a moment, “I’m more inclined to indoor sports!”

“Not so risky…?” she smiled, guessing already what he was thinking.

Khamis, 13 Jun 2013

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Nurdiyana Pengalaman Pertama Ku

Ini Merupakan pengalaman pertama aku melakukan kerja yang tidak pernah aku buat selama ini. Sekarang aku rasa sungguh menyesal tetapi apakan daya, tak guna menyesal lagi kalau dah terlanjur......


Begini ceritanya.... Hari tersebut merupakan hari terakhir aku tinggal bersebelahan rumahnya sebagai seorang jiran. Sebab pada hari itu aku akan berpindah ke tempat lain iaitu di seksyen 9 shah alam. sebelum ni aku tinggal di seksyen 19. NAk di ringkaskan lagi cerita, Pada tengahhari tersebut iaitu pada 15 mei 2000, aku cuma keseorangan sahaja dirumah lamaku untuk mengemas barangan untuk di angkut ke tempat kediamanku yang baru.

Jadi,semasa aku tengah mengemas barang barang tu,aku telefon lah ex jiran aku nie untuk mintak tolong sedikit, suruh die bawakan air dan sedikit alas perut. So masa die datang nie, aku tengah mengemas barang barang aku sendiri. Jadi maklumlah, setiap lelaki mesti ade simpan sekurang kurangnya satu cd lucah. So, cd ni terletak dalam kocek beg aku.Sewaktu aku angkat beg tu, terjatuh lah cd tu depan jiran aku ni, aku pun mintak tolong die suruh angkatkan cd tu, sebenarnye aku pun mula mula tak tau cd tu cd lucah pasal sibuk angkat beg aku tu nak letak kat luar rumah.

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